PANEL 1
ARKADY: JACK’S PROBLEMS WITH SIRKKA MOSTLY REVOLVE AROUND THE FACT THAT SHE HAS OCCASIONAL OTHER LOVERS OF BOTH SEXES, AND JACK THINKS SHE SHOULD ONLY LOVE HIM.
ARKADY: IN JACK’S HEAD, SEX FOR DRUGS, OR SEX IN THE FIVE MINUTES OF EVERY DAY WHEN THEY’RE FIGHTING, DON’T COUNT.

PANEL 2
ARKADY: SIRKKA’S PROBLEM IS THAT SHE THINKS SHE KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR EVERYBODY.

PANEL 3
ARKADY: SO HOW ABOUT WE START WITH SOMETHING EASY, LIKE THE TWO OF YOU GROWING THE FUCK UP?

PANEL 4
ARKADY: YOU: SHE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD. STOP BEING SO FUCKING INSULTING TO HER. IT’S ALL YOU EVER WANTED ANYWAY.