PANEL 1
LUKE: AND THEN I WAKE UP IN A TORTURE PIT. A MEDIEVAL FUCKING TORTURE PIT. OWNED AND OPERATED BY FUCKING KAITLYN.
LUKE: WHICH MIGHT BE SOMEONE’S IDEA OF A FUN TIME, BUT I AM HUMAN AND THEREFORE THE IDEA OF KAIT UNROLLING ONE OF HER TITS AND FLOGGING ME WITH IT DOES NOT GIVE ME A STIFFY.

PANEL 2
LUKE: AND THEN KIRK STARTS SHOOTING ME.
LUKE: THERE HE IS. LOOK AT THE KNOB.
LUKE: HE SHOOTS ME IN THE LEGS FOR A LAUGH, AND HERE HE IS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY ON A BED.

PANEL 3
LUKE: THAT’S FAIR, ISN’T IT? THAT MAKES SENSE. I GET TORTURED, HE GETS A FUCKING NAP.
LUKE: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE? SHOULDN’T YOU BE PRACTISING BEING FUCKING USELESS SOMEWHERE?

PANEL 4
LUKE: NOW YOU’RE THINKING, WELL, LUKE SHOT KIRK.
LUKE: YES. AFTER A HEROIC FIGHT, WHICH I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW I WON, MEANING I’M NOT JUST A POWERFUL INTELLECT BUT ALSO A BIT OF A HARD MAN—
LUKE:—I SHOT HIM. DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED? HE WAS SUPPOSED TO. DID HE?