PANEL 1
ARKADY: YOU’LL LOSE IT. GIRLS ARE GOING TO LIKE YOU.
CONNOR: WHERE’S YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND, ‘KADY? THE GUY WITH THE MOTORBIKE.
ARKADY: NOT ON OUR BIRTHDAY, CON.

PANEL 2
CONNOR: YEAH, WELL. I BET JACK AND SIRKKA ARE CELEBRATING OUR BIRTHDAY BEHIND A BIKE SHED SOMEWHERE.
CONNOR: UNLESS THEY’RE FIGHTING AGAIN.

PANEL 3
MARK: THEY’RE ALWAYS FIGHTING. EVEN WHEN THEY’RE SHAGGING. THEY ALWAYS WILL.
MARK: IT’S NOT ABOUT BEING TOGETHER. IT’S ABOUT GIVING IN TO EACH OTHER.
MARK: IT’S ONLY GOING TO END WHEN ONE OF THEM FINDS A WAY TO MAKE THE OTHER ACTUALLY, FINALLY HATE THEM.

PANEL 4
MARK: FUCKING DRAMA, EH?
MARK: IT SHOULDN’T BE WHAT WE DO.