PANEL 1
CONNOR: MY NAME IS CONNOR.
CONNOR: TODAY I AM FOURTEEN YEARS OLD AND I’VE GOT THE FARTS SOMETHING ROTTEN.
MARK: YOU HAVE TO STOP EATING ALL THAT BRAN.

PANEL 2
CAZ: IT’S A NOTHING BIRTHDAY. YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING WITH FOURTEEN.
CAZ: NEXT YEAR’S GOING TO BE EVEN WORSE, BECAUSE IT’S A NEARLY BIRTHDAY.
CONNOR: YEAH. FIFTEEN MEANS I’M A YEAR AWAY FROM NOT HAVING LEGAL SEX BECAUSE I’M THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BIRDS ARE DYING OUT HERE WHENEVER I FART.